Here's something to sink your dentures into. Holoman (sp?) is running into a shortage of virtual pilots at their facility (training AB near tuscon). So what if we retirees double up, say three to a shift one to fly one to get coffee and the odd smoke breaks can be handled by the third. Pay the oldsters minimum airman salary with free base privileges and a liberal beer ration.
That way we can keep them off the streets, out of the casinos and make them feel like they contribute. What do you think?