Who cares about income and all that nonsence.
Not that anyone has said this around here before :-X, but it used to be and probally still is thought that pilots start off making $100,000 a year when we know that is far from the truth.
Also I see this post was made for some humour, but if anyone wants to be a pilot or any job I would suggest you do lots of research on it by talking with people in that profession. Just don't get into a profession you have no idea about other thatn the outside. Just my opinion.