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Skid marks

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:19 pm
by davido53
How long have they been in FSX? I skidded off the runway and left a long skidmark with one wheel...

never seen that before

Re: Skid marks

PostPosted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:47 pm
by Jetranger
Theres an Application for that ! 
 
those Runway Skid-Marks, ya Pilots leave on Runways,,

Dunno' why ya keep doin that ??

Told ya once - told ya a thousand times , Easy on the Brakes , watch your Speed ! 

I can Remove those Skid Marks with a certain Technology, I charge by the Foot, to clean the runways tho !

Its really a lotta work for me to do tho, as I sit on my Keister, in the Cab, listinin to my favorite Rock & Roll tunes,,,,  ;D

Fee's, Yes those Fee's ,,,,

Well to remove the 1st Foot of Skid marks , the charge is $4,500

every foot after that , bout' $1,700 a foot

After I'm done the runway is clean again,, and ready for more skid marks !

Ya may call me at 1 -800- SKID-MARKS  ::)  :o  ;D

Cash Only , NO Personel Checks - I accept credit cards, with a photo ID only other wise,, ya S.O.L  ;D

When ya Call just ask for Skid  ;D

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Re: Skid marks

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:12 am
by Fozzer
"Skidmarks"....

A familiar sight for most Wives, on wash-day...>>>

https://www.simviation.com/phpupload/upl ... 810278.jpg

.....(you asked for it!)... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul...I do my own washing... ;)...!

Re: Skid marks

PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:08 am
by Bass
;D ;D ;D

Re: Skid marks

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:27 pm
by zbtonse
:P

Re: Skid marks

PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:34 pm
by Knick
"Skidmarks"....

A familiar sight for most Wives, on wash-day...>>>

https://www.simviation.com/phpupload/upl ... 810278.jpg

.....(you asked for it!)... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Paul...I do my own washing... ;)...!


That's just foul!