Skid marks

[davido53]

How long have they been in FSX? I skidded off the runway and left a long skidmark with one wheel...

never seen that before

[Jetranger]

Theres an Application for that ! 
 
those Runway Skid-Marks, ya Pilots leave on Runways,,

Dunno' why ya keep doin that ??

Told ya once - told ya a thousand times , Easy on the Brakes , watch your Speed ! 

I can Remove those Skid Marks with a certain Technology, I charge by the Foot, to clean the runways tho !

Its really a lotta work for me to do tho, as I sit on my Keister, in the Cab, listinin to my favorite Rock & Roll tunes,,,, 

Fee's, Yes those Fee's ,,,,

Well to remove the 1st Foot of Skid marks , the charge is $4,500

every foot after that , bout' $1,700 a foot

After I'm done the runway is clean again,, and ready for more skid marks !

Ya may call me at 1 -800- SKID-MARKS     

Cash Only , NO Personel Checks - I accept credit cards, with a photo ID only other wise,, ya S.O.L 

When ya Call just ask for Skid 

 

[Fozzer]

"Skidmarks"....

A familiar sight for most Wives, on wash-day...>>>

https://www.simviation.com/phpupload/upl ... 810278.jpg

.....(you asked for it!)... ... ... ...!

Paul...I do my own washing... ...!

[Bass]

[zbtonse]

[Knick]

"Skidmarks"....

A familiar sight for most Wives, on wash-day...>>>

https://www.simviation.com/phpupload/upl ... 810278.jpg

.....(you asked for it!)... ... ... ...!

Paul...I do my own washing... ...!

That's just foul!