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Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:42 pm
by NickN
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[center]'Twas the night before Christmas, and out on the ramp,
Not an airplane was stirring, not even a Champ.

The aircraft were fastened to tie downs with care,
In hopes that come morning, they all would be there.

The fuel trucks were nestled, all snug in their spots,
With gusts from two-forty at 39 knots.

I slumped at the fuel desk, now finally caught up,
And settled down comfortably, resting my butt.

When the radio lit up with noise and with chatter,
I turned up the scanner to see what was the matter.

A voice clearly heard over static and snow,
Called for clearance to land at the airport below.

He barked his transmission so lively and quick,
I'd have sworn that the call sign he used was "St. Nick";
I ran to the panel to turn up the lights,
The better to welcome this magical flight.

He called his position, no room for denial,
"St. Nicholas One, turnin' left onto final."

And what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Rutan-built sleigh, with eight Rotax Reindeer!

With vectors to final, down the glideslope he came,
As he passed all fixes, he called them by name:
"Now Ringo! Now Tolga! Now Trini and Bacun!
On Comet! On Cupid!" What pills was he takin'?

While controllers were sittin', and scratchin' their head,
They phoned to my office, and I heard it with dread,
The message they left was both urgent and dour:
"When Santa pulls in, have him please call the tower."

He landed like silk, with the sled runners sparking,
Then I heard "Left at Charlie," and "Taxi to parking."

He slowed to a taxi, turned off of three-oh
And stopped on the ramp with a "Ho, ho-ho- ho..."

He stepped out of the sleigh, but before he could talk,
I ran out to meet him with my best set of chocks.

His red helmet and goggles were covered with frost
And his beard was all blackened from Reindeer exhaust.

His breath smelled like peppermint, gone slightly stale,
And he puffed on a pipe, but he didn't inhale.

His cheeks were all rosy and jiggled like jelly,
His boots were as black as a crop duster

Re: Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:53 pm
by yancovitch
thank you thank you thank you.....a hoot~!!!............vic

Re: Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:49 pm
by Brett_Henderson
Neat  :)

Re: Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:23 pm
by firemonte007
very well written 8-)

Re: Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:39 am
by BAW0343
Ok thats totally my favorite version!!!!

Thanks for posting  ;D 8-)

Re: Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:47 am
by Salo
That...
Was...
So...
Sweet!!!!


LOL.

Merry Christmas and thanks for that bit of Holiday Cheer, Aviator style!  ;D

Re: Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:17 am
by a1
Very nice. ;D ;D

Re: Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:03 am
by SubZer0
Glad I read it! Thanks Nick, same to you!

Re: Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:00 am
by macca22au
He's been to Australia and what did he bring me

A voucher for an hours flight in a Flight Experience simulator

A full flight deck, fully instrumented, closed simulator 737.

It is non motion, but all else is full scale and fully modeled.

And I've learned the climb-out check list

LNAV
VNAV
Command A
Coffee

She Who Must Be Obeyed gave it to me - the only problem is that she is a real world pilot too, - and will demand time, or give advice on short final - but at least I held an instrument rating and train regularly on FSX, shooting approaches at all the world's airports.

Re: Twas The Night Before Christmas...

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:08 am
by uncleyuk
:D  Nick, you never cease to amaze me.  The very best to you and yours.

                                                        Uncleyuk