Welcome to the mad house!
Please remember to follow any rules that were already established by the mods. They're there for a reason. Also, please line up at the local SimV Psychiatric Ward for your initial injections [this forum is no place for normal people]. Also, Theis will be glad to provide you all with a wide selection of straight jackets ranging from pretty pink to gothic black. In addition, you will be provided with a nice padded room with a view so that you can see our humble friend Ozzy mowing the lawn with a Spitfire. Color of the paddings can be customized.
But none of this beats out most special treat. Our dear friend, Fozzer, will cook up the meanest dish for every day. His delicacies will make your mouth water so much, you'll dehydrate by the end of the day.
So come on over and live the rest of your insane life here at SimViation. Or as how we like to call it...
The V
