Printing of tickets
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:56 amHello, Anyone know of utility or somethig we can use to print (fake) our airline tickets (boarding pass)? Nice to pretend 
Thank you.
Thank you.This is funny :)
Why do you want that?
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:56 amRe: Printing of tickets
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:01 amRe: Printing of tickets
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:13 amThis is funny :)
Why do you want that?
He's taking home-built cockpits to a whole new level! ;D
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:12 amThis is funny :)
Why do you want that?
He's taking home-built cockpits to a whole new level! ;D
...it's one of those "EUREKA!" things...
....Where our dear old Jakob has suddenly woken up since July 2002 and thought to himself...
..."What can I think of today?"....
..."I know!...Ticket printing!....."....LOL....
...!...(A common occurrence with original Sim V Members).....
...!LOL...!
Paul..."Ticket to Ride"..... 8-)...!
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:58 amCute idea... you can also use coffee bags as barf bags... and maybe print your own emergency instructions:
"In the event of cabin pressure loss, just go out the kitchen door for some fresh air..."
"In the event of cabin pressure loss, just go out the kitchen door for some fresh air..."
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:05 pm"In the event of cabin pressure loss, just go out the kitchen door for some fresh air..."
LOL
"We will be cruising at an altitude of 32,000ft today & our estimated time en-route is 2 hours - during which your Captain will most likely pop out to watch some telly, nip over to the supermarket for a few odds & sods, & more than likely, use god-like powers to speed up time near the end of your journey. We hope you have a nice flight"
TSC.
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:52 pmHey, Glad you gents liked the idea 8-) 8-) Thanks, jakob
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:07 pmCute idea... you can also use coffee bags as barf bags... and maybe print your own emergency instructions:
"In the event of cabin pressure loss, just go out the kitchen door for some fresh air..."
LOL! 'In case of CTD...well...sorry, you will no longer exist. Please enable autosave to ensure possible existence'
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:33 am[quote][He's taking home-built cockpits to a whole new level!
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:49 pmAnd don't you bring your coke into the cellar, oups, I mean the plane!! 
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:00 pm[He's taking home-built cockpits to a whole new level! ;D
But now the family has to go thru security check to enter the house, and no bottles of liquids can be brought into the house.
Talk about setting a new precedent for a divorce.
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:26 pmTo the kid at the security check at the front door:
"What is this!??"
"It's a lolly, daddy."
"Not any more. You can kill anyone with that! Put it away!"
No.
Yes!
No.
*Aaarrgh*....Pokipsi...
"What is this!??"
"It's a lolly, daddy."
"Not any more. You can kill anyone with that! Put it away!"
No.
Yes!
No.
*Aaarrgh*....Pokipsi...
Re: Printing of tickets
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:17 pmAnd don't you bring your coke into the cellar, oups, I mean the plane!!
No, you can take a drink on the plane as long as you buy it once you're past security