Wait. Let me guess. Back to the Future part III, right?

That's quite a task to set someone that doesn't seem like they'll get much out of it. I mean, it isn't as though there is a high demand for this kind of thing, right? So what would be the motivation for someone to take the time to create this wacky little thing?
My suggestion (however painful it may seem) is to pick up Gmax and start fiddling with it. There are plenty of resources out there to help you along, and more than enough of us here at SimV to get you through the rough spots over in the 3D Design Forum.