
Every now and again, my daily flights throughout the known world result in a message saying; "Sorry Fozzer, my old Mate, your virtual memory is too low"...
"..and I am going to stop your present flight and return you to your Desktop...forthwith"...
"..and you will have to start it all over again"...
"Sorry about that"...Tee-Hee...!
What a flippin' arse...

So...My hearties, feed me with the info of how to set up my Max/Min "Virtual Memory" to prevent this Dork from interrupting my flights with his annoying message of condolences...

System specs below, (excluding the contents of my trousers)...
Cheers, Lads...!
Paul...Failing Memory...

LOL...
