John,
Thanks for this - I suspected that it might be the case. The response to the inputs is a little twitchy, though manageable (and in my current sim of choice it is easy to adjust for sensitivity, which mitigates this to some extent). Still, for someone of such little electronic knowledge as myself, I got a real buzz out of putting this thing together and getting it to work at all!

I will have to get hold of some linear pots and break out the soldering iron out again... they are pretty cheap anyway so it won't make for an expensive experiment and now that the box is ready with holes and what not drilled it shouldn't take more than a few minutes to fix. I'll post results when I've tried it.
Re the guy in the shop - he was busy and looked pretty hassled at the time and I think may have been working outside of his area of expertise.
To give Maplin's their due though, another fellow I had spoken to on a previous occasion was both (a) excited and enthusiastic about the project and (b) really did seem to know what he was talking about - he suggested bringing the original in but unfortunately wasn't around when I went back. Typical, eh?