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Ladies and gentlemen,.... as we start our descent, please make sure your seat backs are in their full upright position.
Make sure your seat belt is securely fastened, or we will be forced to re-seat you to the wing and watch our own little version of “Gone with the wind".
Please, Turn off all your electronic devices, iPhone, iPad, blackberries, blueberries, strawberries,…..
In case of emergency disco lighting will light up the airplane.
Ladies and gentlemen. We have begun our descent. If your Aguadilla, Puerto Rico is not planned destination for today, it soon will be...