A sailors tale!!

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A sailors tale!!

Postby visitor » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:08 pm

I almost put this in the Cafe because it is
a true story!!

I have been teaching kids to sail for almost
40 years, been at it my self for over 50 years.
I asked students to bring the following things

notepad
pencel
sunblock
release from parents
hat
lifevest
lunch
bag of marbles

notepad: for writting down notes
pencel: for writting on the notepad
sunblock: protection from sun
release: protection from lawyers
hat: block glare from sun
lifevest: required by law
lunch: I'm not feeding a bunch of teenagers
bag of marbles: everytime you learn something
you throw a marble in the water! when you've
lost all your marbles, you're a sailor!!

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Re: A sailors tale!!

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:34 pm

1.How many marbles should the bag initially contain?

2. I'm told I lost my marbles years ago.  Am I a sailor?


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Re: A sailors tale!!

Postby visitor » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:39 pm

Somewhere between 50 and 100

You are a sailor!

Sailing is like flying except you have one wing
in the water!!

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Re: A sailors tale!!

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:45 pm

Thankyou.  I am glad to be a sailor!
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Re: A sailors tale!!

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:18 am

Ah yes, I lost my marbles years ago. Been sailing ever since! ;D
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Re: A sailors tale!!

Postby Squeek » Sat Jul 12, 2003 6:57 pm

We have a 19' Sea Ray (inboard outboard aka stearndrive) and sometimes i wonder if i have lost my marbles, am i a salor?
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Re: A sailors tale!!

Postby visitor » Tue Jul 15, 2003 1:52 am

USAF'

You are a boater, but the marble rule covers
you too!!! ;D

I have a Catalina 22, bought it Dec. 1977.
sleeps two in comfort, bathroom [head]
galley,[kitchen], TV/VCR, stero,radios,heater,
AC, solar elect-waterheater. GPS, 9 sails, and
the most important thing, a charcoal grill, also
a 7' rowboat, to get out to the boat!!!!

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