Bats

[Shadowcaster]

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles.
One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs.
He says:
“See that castle over there?
I drank the blood of three people.”

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth.
He says:
“See that castle over there?
I drank the blood of five people.”

The third bat comes back covered in blood.
He says:
“See that castle over there?”
The other bats nod.
“Well,” says the third bat:

“I didn’t.”

Cheers
Rich

[Fozzer]

Radar out of action?.... ....!

Paul.....Bat out of Hell.... ...!

[H]

I expect this bat won't deem it safe to move in any direction -- no matter which way it faces, it will take it for granite...
Reminds me of my home state, New Hampshire, The Granite State...
No, that doesn't mean we're all stoned...
Come to think of it, too many are... and our politics have gone as batty as everyone else's...

Mentioning whacked bats...
Long, long ago, I once had a bat squeeze its way into my bedroom while I was perusing a catalog. It took four swings but it got catalogued. It was still breathing so I scooped it up with a dust pan and tossed it outside, then assured the window was shut tight (fortunately, it was in no condition to beat me back to the window and none of its fuzzy little kin had invaded for revenge).

About seven years ago, I'd fixed a bicycle with 25 watt headlamps but, unlike standard motorcycles, no windscreen. As I sped onto the open bridge, a moth headed towards my headlamps but I was moving faster than it could compensate. Meanwhile, a bat initiated an attack on the moth but smacked into my face; can't speak for the bat's final condition, but the moth was the only one totally unscathed...

[Anthindelahunt]

Lesson learned.When riding,always pretend you are a moth.

Anthin...