How about a whoopee cushion in every butt enhancement?
For the younger crowd who may not know what that is...
Definition of a "Whoopee cushion"
A whoopee cushion, also known as a farting bag, windy blaster, poo-poo cushion, turbulent bumbag and Razzberry Cushion,
is a practical joke device involving flatulence humour, which produces a noise resembling a "raspberry" or human flatulence.
It is made from two sheets of rubber that are glued together at the edges.
An Aircraft Mechanic only needs two tools, Duct Tape and WD40.
If it moves and it's not supposed to - use the Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it's supposed to - use the WD40.
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