Why I'm not a surgeon

[ozzy72]

[H]

I should probably totally ignore this post Ozzy --
Nevertheless, it just doesn't sound right...

[Hawkeye07]

How about a whoopee cushion in every butt enhancement?

For the younger crowd who may not know what that is...

Definition of a "Whoopee cushion"
A whoopee cushion, also known as a farting bag, windy blaster, poo-poo cushion, turbulent bumbag and Razzberry Cushion,
is a practical joke device involving flatulence humour, which produces a noise resembling a "raspberry" or human flatulence.
It is made from two sheets of rubber that are glued together at the edges.

[ozzy72]

Filling the whoopee cushion with gravy adds a fantastic new dimension to the old gag

[Hawkeye07]

Filling the whoopee cushion with gravy adds a fantastic new dimension to the old gag

I hadn't thought of that aspect of the prank. I suppose Brown Gravy with Diced Mushrooms would be the best choice.

[bigcav]

I had that whoopee cushion fart the other day.
Then remembered I didn't have a whoopee cushion.
bigcav