Marine Pilot

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Marine Pilot

Postby Shadowcaster » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:17 am

An old Marine Pilot sat down in a Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked:

“Are you a real pilot?”

He replied:

“Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans… Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars.

I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said:

“I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.

When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

“Are you a real pilot?”

He replied:

“I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”

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Re: Marine Pilot

Postby Fozzer » Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:44 am

Bl**dy wonderful!.... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Just what I needed on a cool, dull, Saturday morning, in England!

It may even make the Sun to come out!... :dance: ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

(Lesbians frighten me, .....in a nice sort of way!)..... :romance-inlove: .... :lol: ...!
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Re: Marine Pilot

Postby Sinkrate » Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:49 am

Hmm….I think I might be a lesbian too. :think:

Looking for a good lesbian simulator for PC – must be Win 10 compatible. :lol:
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Re: Marine Pilot

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Mar 11, 2017 8:34 am

Cracker :D
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Re: Marine Pilot

Postby bigcav » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:31 pm

I've got a very tough lesbian simulator.
It takes some licking!
And its real fast too.
I really have to get my finger out!
Anyway, back to the house work.
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Re: Marine Pilot

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:18 pm

Great one!

I nearly smashed my teeth out on the keyboard
laughing.

Anthin.... :lol: :clap:
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Re: Marine Pilot

Postby expat » Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:53 am

Guess what I have just found out I am..... :D :D

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Marine Pilot

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:29 am

expat wrote:Guess what I have just found out I am..... :D :D

Matt


So its you...and Pole-Dancing Ozzy now!.... :o ....!

Do you also get the regulation headaches, and days off, as well Matt?.... :whistle: ...!

Paul....A regular Bloke....Trust me.... :dance: ...!

..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Marine Pilot

Postby Tug002 » Mon Mar 13, 2017 6:57 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one

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