To Err is Human?

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To Err is Human?

Postby H » Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:32 am

These are from the multitude of presentations on the msn.com site and could well be added to the old Stupid People, News, etc. post in the General forum, but...

Two men waited in line at a coffee shop to pay their bill when a third cut in front of them. Throwing a drink at the clerk, he demanded the money from the till. The men he'd cut off quickly handcuffed the crook -- in his rush, it seems the intended thief didn't notice they were fully uniformed police officers!

A woman denied the charge of a brutal, unprovoked attack upon a bus driver. "It was all over me!" the bus driver asserted. The woman explained that the driver had almost hit her car and that, when she entered the bus to rationally discuss the matter, her partly eaten banana slipped… right into his tie, his shirt, his eye…

A Memphis fellow was charged with forgery after he handed a waitress a $100 bill. She immediately knew something was wrong: instead of Ben Franklin, the counterfeiter had stamped it with the $5-bill face of Abraham Lincoln.

Following a dispute, it seems a Bithlo, Florida, resident tossed a Molotov Cocktail at his neighbor’s trailer home. However, the wind sent embers onto the tosser's own trailer, leaving him homeless. Fortunately, his arrest provided him shelter in the local jail.


...and, yes, there are more where these came from...



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