Childbirth at 65

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Childbirth at 65

Postby Tug002 » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:42 am

Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding
fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give

birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.

'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?'

Keep smiling
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Re: Childbirth at 65

Postby Fozzer » Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:36 am

What we all need when we reach a certain age... ;) ....>>>

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Note: I wouldn't use it to search for a 65-yesr-old Woman who is desperate for a; "Baby Donor.".... ;) ...!

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Re: Childbirth at 65

Postby bigcav » Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:23 pm

I have great sex at 65.
I live at 62! :auto-camptrailer:
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Re: Childbirth at 65

Postby Fozzer » Sat Feb 18, 2017 2:44 pm

bigcav wrote:I have great sex at 65.
I live at 62! :auto-camptrailer:


..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

Just a few steps away.... ;) ....1

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