Where are your glasses

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Where are your glasses

Postby Tug002 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:29 am

This Joke had a picture of a little old lady attached to it but I do not know how to add it :oops:
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Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked.

Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?!

This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, I'm in trouble again,” I said, “I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

Keep smiling
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Re: Where are your glasses

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 12:50 pm

Very Funny Tug!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

P.S. Where's this club at? Maybe we can all chip in and get Fozzer a membership? :think:
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Re: Where are your glasses

Postby Shadowcaster » Wed Feb 15, 2017 1:24 pm

Brilliant :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Where are your glasses

Postby pilotwin7 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:09 pm

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Re: Where are your glasses

Postby Fozzer » Wed Feb 15, 2017 3:35 pm

Hawkeye07 wrote:Very Funny Tug!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

P.S. Where's this club at? Maybe we can all chip in and get Fozzer a membership? :think:


...as long as it doesn't involve marrying any of them....

Been there, done it...burnt the Tee-Shirt!... ;) ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!
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Re: Where are your glasses

Postby Anthindelahunt » Wed Feb 15, 2017 4:20 pm

What a scream Tug!
I nearly blew my breakfast out through my nose.
I am still laughing.

Anthin...Trying to breathe normally again... :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
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Re: Where are your glasses

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Feb 15, 2017 7:53 pm

Fozzer wrote:
Hawkeye07 wrote:Very Funny Tug!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

P.S. Where's this club at? Maybe we can all chip in and get Fozzer a membership? :think:


...as long as it doesn't involve marrying any of them....

Been there, done it...burnt the Tee-Shirt!... ;) ...!

Paul.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!



And never, ever give them your real name or phone number. :roll: :lol: :lol:
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