Headline story!

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Headline story!

Postby Fozzer » Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:06 am

Every now and again a news reporter stumbles across an interesting Headline!.....

"A trucker has lost his marbles in the Indianapolis area"...... :o ....!

http://kron4.com/2017/01/21/trucker-los ... n-indiana/

Paul... I love comical headlines!.... :lol: ....!

P.S...Latest: Indianapolis Marble Competition has been cancelled until further notice... :cry: ...!

..... :lol: .... :lol: ....!
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Re: Headline story!

Postby OldAirmail » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:34 am

Unfortunately, everyone is reporting the exact same thing.

What I want to know is - Why are the marbles ALL the same color ???

Why would anyone need that many marbles?

If they are marbles, in the traditional sense, Who needs that many? There can't be all that many people under 60 who even know how to play "marbles".
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Re: Headline story!

Postby pilotwin7 » Sun Jan 22, 2017 8:54 am

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Re: Headline story!

Postby Cheveyo » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:13 am

So that's where they all end up, everyone looses their marbles on I-465...Even my GPS goes NOPE! when heading to the airport :shock:

OldAirmail wrote:What I want to know is - Why are the marbles ALL the same color ???


Most likely they are going to be used in aerosol paint cans or a few other industrial uses.
http://www.marblekingusa.com/industrial-marbles.html
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Re: Headline story!

Postby Shadowcaster » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:41 am

You could say a "Marbleless" day.

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Re: Headline story!

Postby Hawkeye07 » Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:18 pm

Shadowcaster wrote:You could say a "Marbleless" day.

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Ouch! :oops: Don't forget your hat. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Headline story!

Postby OldAirmail » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:02 pm

Cheveyo wrote:So that's where they all end up, everyone looses their marbles on I-465...Even my GPS goes NOPE! when heading to the airport :shock:

OldAirmail wrote:What I want to know is - Why are the marbles ALL the same color ???


Most likely they are going to be used in aerosol paint cans or a few other industrial uses.
http://www.marblekingusa.com/industrial-marbles.html

Glad to see that there's someone with all their marbles, to help me out. :D
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