Day after xmas 2

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Day after xmas 2

Postby pilotwin7 » Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:43 am

Another Dark day From bad to worse.... Goes to Jail with No bail....Have to remain jailed until trial

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Re: Day after xmas 2

Postby pilotwin7 » Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:35 am

Mid-May 2017. A Defense pleaded not guilty on all charge! :naughty: ...... No plea bargain. :snooty: Committed no criminal wrongdoing :roll:

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Verdict

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Another, long day in the courthouse drama. :? :shock: :o :evil: Jury Deliberation verdict found the defendant!.... Not Guilty on all charges :whistle: :clap: :dance: :lol:
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Re: Day after xmas 2

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:16 am

So much for Father Xmas promises..... :twisted: ....!

I still didn't get my present..... :cry: ....>>>

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...and I was a good boy all year!

Paul....I don't believe in Father Xmas any more... :? ....!
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Re: Day after xmas 2

Postby H » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:25 pm

Fozzer wrote:So much for Father Xmas promises..... :twisted: ....!
I still didn't get my present..... :cry: ....>>>
...and I was a good boy all year!
er, compared to whom? **
Fozzer wrote: Paul....I don't believe in Father Xmas any more... :? ....!


Complain, complain... after two in the morning, millions of deliveries still to be done in fractions of a second each... and your "special request" present wouldn't fit down your blasted puny chimney !!! OK, it would have fit if Santa actually blasted the chimney... but the whole neighborhood would have been awakened... except, maybe, you... depending upon how sturdy your roof and how close you were to the blast -- and it would have killed the time of millions of other deliveries, to say nothing of the condition of your present by the time it hit the floor! It had to be left outside. Even then, we expect you would have complained it wasn't the exact model and match!

** As to the asterisked insertion per your quote:

There were a number of complaints from your neighborhood providing paws to make Santa query as to how good a boy you have been. He also received a photograph of this vehicle, supposedly speeding away from your home, timed and dated at 02:57, 25/12/2016 :



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Re: Day after xmas 2

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:59 pm

H wrote: ......we expect you would have complained it wasn't the exact model and match!



I asked for a RED Harley Street Glide!.... :twisted: ...!

Paul.... :cry: ....!
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Re: Day after xmas 2

Postby pilotwin7 » Sat Jan 21, 2017 7:45 pm

Fozzer wrote:So much for Father Xmas promises..... :twisted: ....!

I still didn't get my present..... :cry: ....>>>

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...and I was a good boy all year!

Paul....I don't believe in Father Xmas any more... :? ....!



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Re: Day after xmas 2

Postby pilotwin7 » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:10 am

Happy Day

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:music-guitarred: :clap: :dance: :clap: Celebration.... I am so glad to have my life back. I'm Free..back to my inner self. Reclaim my good name :whistle: :clap: :clap:

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Re: Day after xmas 2

Postby pilotwin7 » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:01 am

So, what does Santa do after Christmas?

July- 2017 Finally... Happy Joy..Joy :dance: :dance: :lol: :lol: Unknown paradise??

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Re: Day after xmas 2

Postby pilotwin7 » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:13 am

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