Old guy style

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Old guy style

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:16 am

Yesterday afternoon after playing golf I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed home, I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open. She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, “I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?"
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Re: Old guy style

Postby Hagar » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:38 am

Old Guys rule! :lol: 8-)
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Re: Old guy style

Postby napamule » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:51 am

You are right - he just MIGHT of been a GUY - sometimes you never can tell (ha).
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Re: Old guy style

Postby pilotwin7 » Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:37 am

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