Kids...wow

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Kids...wow

Postby Flying Trucker » Sun Dec 11, 2016 7:14 pm

These should make you smile!!!!



Learn from these kids. You are now prepared to explore the oceans.





1) - An octopus lives in the ocean .. it has eight testicles.

(Kelly, age 6 )

2 ) - Oyster balls are called pearls.

(Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.

(Mike, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more.

(Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.

(Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with two other men and a woman and some pots, and they come back with crabs.

(Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.

(William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?

(Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.

(Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.

(Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.

(Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.

(Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.

(Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know.

(Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.

(James, age 7)

If you didn't smile at these, you need to find a better sense of humour.
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Re: Kids...wow

Postby Apex » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:16 am

Real laughers these, thanks.
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Re: Kids...wow

Postby Fozzer » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:25 am

..... :lol: .... :lol: .... :lol: ....!

Mind you....

..there are an awful lot of Grown-Ups who can invent stories about Little Children... ;) ....!

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Re: Kids...wow

Postby Shadowcaster » Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:15 am

Love em :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Kids...wow

Postby Anthindelahunt » Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:03 pm

Number 1 reminds me of my Nephew when he was young.
Holding a snail,he proclaimed.Look!.It has testacles!.

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