Tiger Woods in Ireland

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Tiger Woods in Ireland

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:02 am

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Bloomin' 'eck", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!
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Re: Tiger Woods in Ireland

Postby Fozzer » Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:32 am

..... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ....!

My early Sunday Morning laugh!.... :lol: ....!

...I don't know much about "Golf" either... :o ...!

...but my "Tee" is always Tetley....(with milk and two sugars)... :dance: ...!

Paul.... :mrgreen: ....!
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Re: Tiger Woods in Ireland

Postby Shadowcaster » Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:30 am

An oldie but goodie :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Tiger Woods in Ireland

Postby Hawkeye07 » Sun Dec 11, 2016 2:54 pm

Fozzer wrote:...but my "Tee" is always Tetley....(with milk and two sugars)... :dance: ...! Paul.... :mrgreen: ....!


Ahhh...Tetley, Nectar of the Gods.

(and exactly how I have mine too although I might be addicted. :o I drink about 5 or 6 mugs a day, sometimes more.)
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