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Postby Fozzer » Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:43 am

..every time I hear/read the mention of a; "Wood-chipper".....>>>

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/walt ... =san-diego

Film buffs amongst us will recall the final scene in the film "Fargo" involving a couple of villains and a Wood-chipper... :shock: ....!

One of my favourite films...>>>

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282/

Have you any preferences as to who/whom you would like to place in a Wood-chipper?.... :dance: ....!

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Re: I have to laugh.....

Postby pilotwin7 » Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:54 am

Fozzer wrote:..every time I hear/read the mention of a; "Wood-chipper".....>>>

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/walt ... =san-diego

Film buffs amongst us will recall the final scene in the film "Fargo" involving a couple of villains and a Wood-chipper... :shock: ....!

One of my favourite films...>>>

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116282/

Have you any preferences as to who/whom you would like to place in a Wood-chipper?.... :dance: ....!

Paul.... ;) ... ;) ... :lol: ...!



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Re: I have to laugh.....

Postby Shadowcaster » Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:55 am

I'd probably get banned from here if I wrote my looooooooooooooong list :lol: :lol:

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Re: I have to laugh.....

Postby H » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:24 pm

Fozzer wrote:Have you any preferences as to who/whom you would like to place in a Wood-chipper?
Suppose that wood shorten Pinocchio's nose, wouldn't it?

Shadowcaster wrote:I'd probably get banned from here if I wrote my looooooooooooooong list
I don't think that's whats they mean by 'feeling chipper', as mean as that would be...


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Re: I have to laugh.....

Postby Apex » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:14 pm

I did spend 23 years in the "Gladiator make no friend of gladiator" atmosphere of a CPA firm. Good co-workers and bad co-workers. The good were good, the bad, well, now that we're talking about wood chippers . . .
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Re: I have to laugh.....

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:25 pm

Can our list include lawyers, judges, politicians and movie actors/actresses who think their Hollywood opinions about numerous topics mean more then anyone else's? :think:
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Re: I have to laugh.....

Postby Fozzer » Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:03 pm

I would go for trigger-happy Cops, Traffic Wardens, Corgi Gas Engineers, and anyone wearing a Hi-Viz jacket with the word "GOD" on the front and back!

I need a high-capacity Wood-Chipper...... :lol: ....!

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Re: I have to laugh.....

Postby pilotwin7 » Tue Dec 20, 2016 6:49 pm

Fozzer wrote:I would go for trigger-happy Cops, Traffic Wardens, Corgi Gas Engineers, and anyone wearing a Hi-Viz jacket with the word "GOD" on the front and back!

I need a high-capacity Wood-Chipper...... :lol: ....!

Paul.... ;) ... ;) ...!


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