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Postby Tug002 » Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:26 pm

4 Facts ---- These facts are irrefutable .

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Budweiser, Miller, Guinness and Heinekens.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

4. I haven't verified this but it sounds legit. A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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Re: 4 Facts

Postby Fozzer » Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:38 pm

Wonderful!.... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

It has brightened up my wet, miserable, Bank Holiday Monday!... :dance: ....!

Paul... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

P.S...#4 reminds me to keep my mouth firmly shut... ;) ...!
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Re: 4 Facts

Postby OldAirmail » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:00 pm

DITO :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: 4 Facts

Postby COBS » Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:43 am

Tug002 wrote:4 Facts ---- These facts are irrefutable .

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

Keep smiling
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Sorry , but I'll refute Fact # 1 .
I do not " Love to spend money on new clothes " , I have favorites , I wear them often , they are comfy , feel good , and some say a little worn and tired .
I disagree , the fabric may be worn and brittle but the dirt holds them together .
It appears that they have developed curious habits of their own , they tend to wander ... , if I find them missing from my wardrobe , I go strait to the
rubbish bin and retrieve them , I have no idea how or why they get in the rubbish bin .... ! ... ?

"...... we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes." I disagree again as every time I go flying I wear clothes , I suspect that
some ( not all ) might consider a pilot without clothes a wee bit strange .

Sorry to be the odd one out .

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Re: 4 Facts

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:30 am

Nice one Tug ;-)
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Re: 4 Facts

Postby Hawkeye07 » Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: You crack me up Tug!
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