One for the older crowd

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One for the older crowd

Postby Tug002 » Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:27 pm

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, “Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was great… I would recommend it very highly.”
The other man said, “What is the name of the restaurant?”
The first man thought and thought and finally said, “What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know… The one that’s red and has thorns?”
“Do you mean a rose?”
“Yes, that’s the one!” replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,
“Rose honey, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?”

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Re: One for the older crowd

Postby Fozzer » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:34 pm

... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

I'm having exactly the same problem now....

Every time I have to think of a particular word, I have to go through the whole alphabet, from A to Z, in the hope that a letter will match with the word I am trying to think of..... :think: ...!

The sound of the letter "R" would match with "Rose"...

....hopefully!

A thorny subject!... :o ...!

Sometimes, its no fun getting old, and forgetful... :roll: ...!

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Re: One for the older crowd

Postby pilotwin7 » Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:45 pm

Fozzer wrote:... :lol: ... :lol: ... :lol: ...!

I'm having exactly the same problem now....

Sometimes, its no fun getting old, and forgetful... :roll: ...!

Paul..... ;) ... ;) ...!


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Re: One for the older crowd

Postby Shadowcaster » Fri Apr 21, 2017 10:16 pm

Definitely relate to that :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: One for the older crowd

Postby Tug002 » Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:26 am

I am not even 60 yet and can't remember where I have put things. Good chance that In a few years I will be that guy sitting on the bench with just shoes on :lol: Oh nuts..............where did I park my bike last night :shock:

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Re: One for the older crowd

Postby bigcav » Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:31 am

I came across an old man sitting on a park bench crying. (Might have been Fozzer)
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"I'm ninety four years old." (It was Fozzer!) "I just married a thirty year old nymphomaniac brewery owner." he sobbed
"Well that's nothing to cry about." I said.
"It is when you cant remember where you live!" he balled.

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Re: One for the older crowd

Postby Canuck1955 » Sat Apr 22, 2017 1:42 pm

Forgetfulness is a common problem yet I can clearly remember someones face and details with whom I had a fleeting interaction with 40+ years ago. Happens all the time. Anyone else?
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Re: One for the older crowd

Postby Anthindelahunt » Sat Apr 22, 2017 4:41 pm

I can't even remember my own,let alone
someone else.

Anthin.. :lol: :lol: :oops:
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