logjam wrote:Here’s my take:
In the beginning was the word.
And the word was with God who’s name was Harold.
Then the word became Bill and begat Flight Simulator II.
It became the standard performance test for X86 which followed the word for many years.
Now the Flight Simulator begat 3, then 4 and so on till it became 10 and was seen to be a standard unattainable by the sons of X86.
So the future became cloudy and God gave brightness to the forbidden fruit or Apple.
Now the forbidden fruit didn’t need a Flight Simulator to prove it was the best.
By now Bill had passed the “reigns” of power to a lesser believer, and Flight Simulator became no more.
In those days lived fallen angels such as Aces and Lockheed martin who had seen the Flight Simulator as a necessary device to develop the big con F35, which liked oodles of cash money from world-wide victims such as Canada and U.k. Therefore the F35 project saw fit to control the Flight Simulator, seeing that there were many willing to help develop at great expense to themselves.
There exists to this day, many of little faith that truly believe that Flight Simulator is a rejected son of the God. They see the future controlled by the great devil and forbidden fruit. The competition for the proverbial oodles of money being so fierce as to force the faithful flight simulator worshippers into a flat spin. The resultant end being by ever decreasing circles into a vanishing dark vortex.